1. cheekily:





    why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway?? 

    sucking cock

    not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.

    since when is homosexuality a race 

    She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read

    (Source: 1vm, via worsting)

  2. zombikki:


    how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

    this is the best joke ever

    (via moistbottom)

    (Source: seinfeldia, via ruinedchildhood)

  3. 666-for-you-glen-coco:




    If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life

    people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.

    the last comment just hurts so bad cause I can relate so much 

    i feel this.

    (Source: princess-neville, via charitysleepswithsirens)

  4. "I’d be hers, if she asked."

    Six Word Story (via allineedissix)

    I’m Just Waiting For You To Ask.

    (via cheywtfffff)

    (via ridetheedge)

  5. lanashiftdelrey:

    when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it




    (via spankmehardbarry)

    • friend:   ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
    • me:   oh really like what
    • friend:   idk my bf handcuffed me last night
    • me:   whoa that really is kinky
    • me internally:   weak
  6. jackpowerx:


    The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!

    So, basically, this is a symbolic representation of internalized misogyny:

    (Source: theconcealedweapon, via tortellinigirl)

  7. "I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
    If you don’t ask…I won’t tell."

    (via adhoorikahani)

    (Source: iamboundtowin, via mona-lisa-told-a-lielielie)